you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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