U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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