When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The air taste purple.
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