hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
