glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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