Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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