fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
