If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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