so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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