Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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