i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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