i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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