So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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