I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you traded sex for a burrito?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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