how can u be prego again
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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