all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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