do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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