Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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