She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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