also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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