real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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