So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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