I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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