Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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