I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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