i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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