i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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