I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
