I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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