i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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