this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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