I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Randomize
