just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
