I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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