drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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