Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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