Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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