I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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