What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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