I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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