It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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