Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Fuck appropriateness.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
