glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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