i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Is it because I queefed?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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