a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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