So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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