guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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