She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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