we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
