Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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