Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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