Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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