Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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