that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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