right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
